So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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