and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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