C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
