So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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