just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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