At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
