butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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