it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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