All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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