You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
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I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You did what with his pubic hair?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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