no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just had sex on a roof
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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