This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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