Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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