Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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