you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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