Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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