I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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