Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
How does it feel to date your dad?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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