If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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