A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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