I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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