so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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