Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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