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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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