Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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