I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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