was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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