the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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