Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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