I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
im holly from the hills drunk
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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