Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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