I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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