went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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