So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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