Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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