I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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