I can tuck mytits in my pants
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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