Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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