Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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