That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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