Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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