I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?