Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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