It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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