Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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