She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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