Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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