I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
How's work?
Spinning.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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