is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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