So drunk its hurt
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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