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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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