so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i dont even know how to be here
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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