I bet he comes in French.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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