yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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