and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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