My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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