Slut skills are useful in every country.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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