all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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