the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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